Thursday, January 12, 2006

Goblet of Fire in DVD


I still haven’t seen Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in IMAX, yet news of the DVD release was already revealed. You can buy your copy starting March 7. Isn’t that fast? I guess they now release the DVD versions as fast as they could to curb the pirated copies made from the theater release.

Here’s the promo ad that you’ll soon see on your TV screens.

And if you don’t have the previous three movies, and want to start you collection, why don’t you try the years 1-4 box edition. It’s an 8-disc DVD set.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

sweat is sexy, brawn is beautiful and a little dirt never hurt anyone


Do you have a big bosom (tits, boobies, chest or knockers), a wafer-thin waist, and a pert bum? If you don’t have a job and would like to earn some dollars, Hooters Singapore is looking for you. I just saw an ad yesterday at the local paper and it caught my attention.

And, oh, last time I was in Hooters at Clark Quay, I think you also need to have skills with the hoola-hoop. You may want to check this out, too.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

Best Movies of 2005

Here’s the list of movies for 2005 that belong to the top ten list of Roger Ebert and Richard Roeper:

  1. Syriana
  2. The New World
  3. Crash
  4. Munich
  5. Junebug
  6. Nine Lives
  7. Me and You and Everyone We Know
  8. Capote
  9. Brokeback Mountain
  10. King Kong
  11. A History of Violence
  12. Walk the Line
  13. Yes
  14. Millions
  15. The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Out of the fifteen on the list, I’ve only seen one (King Kong). It wasn’t even on both lists nor did it made to the very top – a paltry eighth place. It could be because some of these films aren’t screened yet in the Singapore theatres or weren’t even allowed here at all. I, however, wanted to see The 40-Year-Old Virgin and A History of Violence, but my viewing partner doesn’t like the sound of their titles much.

I’d be on the lookout for these titles on our local theatre listings or checkout the DVD stores. Check them out yourself.

Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood. – Walt Disney

Thursday, January 05, 2006

The battle between faith and reason

I have finally finished The Chronicles of Narnia (all seven books) before 2005 ended. It was a slow read by my standards – even slower than reading Roald Dahl. All seven books are almost of the same length – just give or take a difference of ten to fifteen pages; but the book that probably took me ages to finish was The Silver Chair and I was surprisingly fast when I got to The Last Battle.

I like The Last Battle, aside from the fact that it’s the last book and it gives closure that there won’t be any more visits to Narnia, because of the kind of adversary the heroes faced – it’s all different since it was not magical and simply all about treachery. The ending was long and winding, of course, and can be such a bore to read – even lamer than The Lord of the Rings’ Many Partings chapter.

This C.S. Lewis classic series of books, I hope, shouldn’t be reduced to a mere allegory of the Bible – repackaged Biblical stories or the metaphorical children’s Bible. Though you could clearly see the imprints of the author’s Christian faith in his work, the events in the books are sometimes similar but not exactly the same as what one would read from the Holy Book; Lewis painted a wonderful world in Narnia.

I’ve heard that Disney has optioned this whole series to be made into a movie, but I’d doubt if they’d make all the seven books. Surely they’d follow the Pevensies and up on the list for movie adaptation is Prince Caspian. Boy, am I glad that’d be the last time we’ll get to see Susan, played by Anna Popplewell, (if they wouldn’t make The Horse and His Boy, wherein the kids only made cameos), because her character is so two-dimensional and even stiffly portrayed in the first movie.

So which books are going to look great on film? Prince Caspian on its own is a pretty lame story if told in the language of movies, but it would make one heck of an action-adventure film if combined with The Voyage of the Dawn Treader. The Magician’s Nephew is important for the viewers to fully understand The Last Battle and give the viewers a few explanations and further understand who the White Witch Jadis is; but I doubt if the size of the book would be enough to make one compelling two-hour long movie. I’m not sure if combining The Silver Chair and The Last Battle would be a good idea, though the main heroes of these two books are Eustace Scrubb (cousin of the Pevensies) and Jill Pole (Eustace’s friend). Going to and out of Narnia causes the timetable to go out of whack, and combining the previous two books I’ve mentioned would further cause confusion with the viewers (though it was convincingly presented in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe). As for The Horse and His Boy, they could simply throw away this book and forget about it; this story didn’t affect much the entire story arc of Narnia.

What would have been better is that C. S. Lewis’ Chronicles of Narnia should been approached in the same fashion that Peter Jackson and his team approached The Lord of the Rings. They should have taken the whole picture, chopped them into pieces that would make great films and one great movie series. I wouldn’t mind watching three-hours long movies showed with one-year intervals and I’d gladly buy the DVD box set of the extended versions. Now imagine if Disney approached Peter Jackson with this chronicles and Fran Walsh, together with Philippa Boyens, lifted the text from these books and made them into one whole big story. But that’s all we can do, imagine…

Peter Jackson makes film that tells great stories; hell, we even suspended our belief when we watched King Kong be lovey-dovey with Ann Darrow! If he can make us cry for the 25-foot ape, he can make us love Aslan, the lion, more.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

The future comes one day at a time

It’s a brand new year and this is my first post for 2006! To say that time flies so fast is kind of lame and so cliché or maybe passé; nevertheless, I’d still ponder on it.

My little boy Josh, who is forty-two months old now (three years and six months, in the usual reckoning), started his official school day today. He went to school yesterday, however, for the orientation: in his brand new uniform and shoes. I went with him (taking a day off from work) so that he could acclimate himself to the new environment he’s going to be in the next three years.

So, I woke him up early to get him ready for the day (all right, it was me who was excited). He was actually not keen on waking up before eight and would still love to snuggle a bit with his bottle of milk. I told him that he would go to school that day, and he replied, “I don’t want to go to school.” Just imagine the tugging we had to go through: I don’t want to take a bath; I don’t want to brush my teeth; I don’t want that duck shampoo. After his bath, brushing his teeth, cleaning his hair and me getting wet, he finally got excited over the taught of going to school. When he finally got his uniform on, he enthusiastically carried his bag containing his water bottle and towel.

When it was time for them (Nursery students) to line-up, he wouldn’t let go of my hand (luckily mummies are allowed that day). He further warmed up when they got inside the classroom and especially at the play area.

Josh just joined his nursery class, but before you know it he’ll be starting Primary 1 and I’d start worrying about PSLEs and GCSEs. For now, I do hope that he’ll learn his Chinese lessons and do well in class and praying to God that he doesn’t bully anyone.